Hairfall (Skyfall Parody)

Hairfall

Co-written by Jahan Singh Bakshi and Runcil Rebello.

(To be sung to the tune of Adele's Skyfall)

Verse 1:

This is your hair,
close your eyes and shampoo 'em,
feel your hand through your hair,
see your hair glow again.

Your shampoo sucks,

your hair is lost and stolen,

so overdue you owe self,

a shampoo brand new.

Chorus:

If your hair falls,

and it rumples...

we will shampoo

and wash it all

together.

If your hair falls,

and it rumples...

We will shampoo

and wash it all together...

This hair fall.

That hair fall.

Adele's Hair: Shiny and Silky due to our Shampoo's Charm

Verse 2:

Hair fall is where we start,

the dandruff and lice apart,

where black meets white

and hair is dry.

You may have my conditioner,

you can tame that mane,

but you'll never have my shine.

Chorus:

If your hair falls, (if your hair falls)

and it rumples (and it rumples)...

We will shampoo (we will shampoo)

and wash it all together

If your hair falls, (if your hair falls)

and it rumples (and it rumples)...

We will shampoo (we will shampoo)

and wash it all together...

This hair fall.

Bridge:

No more hair fall,

use our shampoo,

give us a call.

Verse 3:

When you call, we receive.

What you care for, we do.

We know you'd never laugh.

Without our security.

Keeping you from harm.

Is our shampoo's charm.

In your hand,

take our can,

and let it spray.

Our Shampoo comes in sachets that look like cool Bond Gadgets too.

Chorus:

If your hair falls, (if your hair falls)

and it rumples (and it rumples)...

We will shampoo (we will shampoo)

and wash it all together

If your hair falls,

(if your hair falls)

and it rumples (and it rumples)...

We will shampoo (we will shampoo)

and wash it all together...

This hair fall.

Outro:

No more hair fall,

use our shampoo.

No more hair fall.

Ohhh.